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July 24, 2008
FLATIRON FUCKERS on ManNet.com
A DVD Review by Bo Champion ( http://www.ManNet.com )
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***
"Flatiron Fuckers" (Lucas Entertainment)
Director: Michael Lucas
Director: Mr. Pam
C-A-S-T
Claudio Martin
Zack Randall
Brad Star
Angel Skye
Jason Crew
Brant Moore
Michael Lucas
Anthony Marks
For those not familiar with the intimacies of the Manhattan neighborhood grid, the "flatiron" in the title of this movie identifies both a landmark building, and the surrounding downtown area, where the movie ostensibly takes place -- it does not refer to toys that are used in the production. The neighborhood gets short shrift in the opening credits, and then we are treated to a major cum-filled festival with an astoundingly compatible cast.
The exotically handsome Claudio Martin cruises and picks up the nerdish Zack Randall on the street in the first scene, an exposition of both how to make it with a total stranger and how Zack can rightly take claim to being the chameleon of gay porn. A veteran since his cutesy-pie post-puberty days, Zack can change his look in an instant with a hair style or a pair of nerdy glasses, but once he finds his target (cock, mouth, ass) with his mouth, he becomes lothario incarnate. Here he and Claudio rush to an apartment and lip-lock and strip within seconds, the dashing Claudio's major chubber serviced lovingly by Zack before the Latin fireball goes down to sample this school lad's honker. A hungry deep-throater with a gorgeous black mane, he pulls Zack to the floor for a torrid 69 that is interspersed with loving kisses and wanton abandonment. Each man is presented with a hairy hole and butt to munch on, and the camerawork does incessant justice to their worshipping techniques -- they are blessed with look-alike cocks, crotches and bodies, and this underscores the eroticism charging through the action. It might not seem possible, but when Claudio goes in for the dessert -- a feisty butt-munching -- the heat escalates and spills over as he impales Zack on his cock, slipping it in doggy before rolling him up to sit on it so they can kiss their way through a steamy fuck. Claudio rolls Zack on his back into an armchair and spears him again, nibbling on toes along the way, then slips into the chair and lets Zack mount rodeo and stuffs him until Zack jerks his load. Quickly dismounting, Zack moves his mouth to his new lover's red-swollen cockhead and sticks out his tongue, waiting for the juice, which spurts and jerks all over his tongue. He then goes half-way down the rod to clean it and snowballs Claudio.
In a hotel room, Michael Lucas is already midway through seducing Anthony Marks, a hunky, tastefully tattooed specimen of masculinity with delightful curly bangs who needs very little prompting to attack Michael's crotch, wherein he uncovers the monster pole that is going to make his day. Lovingly sucking it, Anthony is at Michael's mercy throughout even when Michael is sucking his very pretty cock, an action which kicks off a sensuous 69 session. Each man is coated with some fuzz, which accentuates how similar they are built. Michael knows what Anthony really wants, however, and soon spreads him on his belly and slips it in, slowly, assertively, lovingly, all filmed from behind as Michael soon helps Anthony up to his knees for some more exercise. Then Michael leans back, and never taking out his cock, fucks Anthony flat (nice mutual toe-sucking here) before pulling him up to ride cowboy, then rolls on his back and arches Anthony upwards for more vertical piston-pounding. The variations continue from there, too numerous to detail, before Anthony winds up spread-eagled to shoot a load over his chest and partially into his mouth which Michael then feeds to him. Michael whips off his condom, snowballs with Anthony, and pulls his cock off to a typically gooey climax as Anthony slides down to take some into his mouth, lick up some from his abs, and then cleans all the cum off including between the foreskin and shaft. This man is a star in the making.
Formerly considered simply trade, beefy puppy Brad Star now has a real life boyfriend according to the liner notes, Angel Skye, a heavily tattooed post-twink sex machine who acts as the photographer to Brad's fashion model in the park before they make it to the studio. There the kissing quickly leads to Angel's fat cock being gorged by Brad, who is very good at what he does and then shares his own considerable honker with Angel who then takes delight in munching on Brad's pretty fabulous ass, interspersed with what now is a Michael Lucas ust-have toe-munching. In a major surprise, Angel then spreads his lover's legs and plunges his cock into that once very virgin ass, and we are treated to a bit of incongruity here, the lighter, smaller and slightly skaterized Angel pounding the beefy Brad in the noisiest sequence in the flick thus far. Not content with splitting him horizontally, Angel then fucks him in a standing doggy before Brad moves to a cowboy position, the camera catches this in a somewhat tongue-in-cheek way for those who are not used to seeing Brad bottom because you know it's him by the trademark star tats on either side of his groin. Completely rocked, Brad has to cum and he stands to feed his whole load directly into his lover's open mouth. Angel then splashes Brad's cheek with his own juice and licks it all off.
The formerly adorable and how just plain stunningly handsome Jason Crew and the currently adorable (and stunningly handsome) Brant Moore appear to be moving furniture, but that's just a prelude to a kiss, and lots more kissing. In keeping with the theme where the couples resemble each other, Michael Lucas has paired two lanky, slightly tattooed street types who are simply sex pigs. There is a great deal of slobbering here before Brant drops down to suck Jason's long driver. Jason then leans back on the desk and elongates his cock to try to fuck himself as Brant lubes his ass with tons of saliva. Mission accomplished, they lock lips and bodies again and the clothes go flying as Jason throws Brant on the desk and fills his butt with his spit and tongue before plunging his pole into a happy-to-be-serviced hole with moans and cries of pleasure echoing off the walls. They pull out a black double-dildo for a back-to-back lugging before Jason gets down on his knees to welcome Brant up his chute before they switch positions with curling up ass-over-teakettle to receive Jason's spear again and to shoot his own load into his own mouth. Jason pulls out and aims his cum for Brant's mouth and scores a direct hit, and Brant reaches up like a chick seeking more from its mother and takes the cock into his mouth to clean it up.
The final scene ties this brilliantly conceived and executed flick together because we have Zack Randall shedding his nerd look so that he looks like a younger version of the man who has locked him in his grip: Michael Lucas. This cozy, but lust-filled, episode follows most of the high notes that the previous scenes hit, but there is a comfort level here between two consummate professionals who know how to excite a man and be excited in return. Ever the top, Michael has a wonderful time with Zack's lovely ass just as each of them delight in their loving adoration of each other's cocks. But what seals the deal for this scene, and ties the whole film together, is the ultimate rockabilly fucking Michael gives Zack who strides his hips facing Michael until it's time to spill the seed. Michael thrusts up and Zack shoots all over Michael chest, then licks some of it and scoops a little up and kisses Michael. Zack then grabs Michael's fat cock and joins it with his and goes down on both before slipping downward and helping him blow a major load, which Zack licks, kisses, eats and then cleans off completely before moving upward for a good night snowball.
This one is a keeper.
A DVD Review by Bo Champion ( http://www.ManNet.com )
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***
Posted by Michael at July 24, 2008 12:11 PM
Comments
Yay!!!! Claudio is back. Any more cummin' our way??
Posted by: chris at July 28, 2008 05:48 PM