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December 28, 2007
In Touch, Spencer Pratt & Me
Yes, I am in In Touch magazine this week about having "reality star" Spencer Pratt appear in my films. You can see a scan of the article here:
http://www.newnownext.com/2007/12/spencer-pratt-a.html
In Touch asked me for a "conservative," not very "explicit" quote, as I guess they heard that I do not hold back and wouldn't hold back when it comes to Mr. Pratt and his following of a few thousand retarded teenage girls. So I gave them a very careful, tongue-in-cheek quote. If not for those retarded girls, my choice of words would have been more along these lines:
VERSION ONE
Spencer, darling, listen to me. Your 1 ½ abs, your ultra-bright smile, your not-so-deep blue eyes--I love it all. But face it. Your biological clock is ticking. We all know blonds show their age fast. Yet from experience, I realize that counter to the old cliché, blonds are not stupid. You most certainly are one smart dude. So exercise your intelligence; give your career the kick in the ass it so desperately needs. Come to my casting couch; I’ll make you the star you’ve dreamt of becoming.You have my solemn promise that I won’t discriminate against you based on your acting talent. Unlike MTV, I won’t show you in your worst light, forcing you to do something so ridiculous as to talk in front of a camera. In my films, we will go straight to the point, to the meat and potatoes.
Ahhhhhh, Spencer!!!!! Every time I’ve heard you struggling with speech on screen, I’ve wanted to sit on your face, your baby doll face with those tender lips. This is exactly why switching over to gay porn is the best possible move for you. And your whole body looks so smooth; I bet we wouldn’t have to trim your ass. If you weren’t born to be in a gay porn blockbuster, who was? Besides, I’m in talks with Ben Affleck and Jack Black to co-star with you; your talents just about match theirs. They both threw up in their mouths a little when I mentioned your name, but then we offered more money and now they’re totally gung-ho about the project.
VERSION 2
Lucas Entertainment would do anything to be able to center our next major all-male production on Spencer Pratt. There’s actually little to no demand for Spencer in the gay market. Yet straight men sick of seeing his stupid nonsense on "The Hills" have been begging us for scenes in which he finally gets what he appears to want most.Spencer knows about doing anything for money, and so do we. As my Casting Director pointed out, if Spencer blows our dialogue, we can just have somebody shove something in his mouth. Judging by a survey of online comments about this actor, ahem, nobody would mind that.
I have already offered my lead gay porn stars ten times their normal fees . . . and double supplies of Listerine . . . to work with Spencer. They’ve agreed to participate, so long as they don’t have to take their clothes off. So Spencer will be the only naked guy in this movie. We’re totally psyched that the MTV fans who love making fun of Spencer’s looks will now have something to mock but good.
Not that I personally am swayed by other people’s opinions about a potential porn star’s looks. His baby doll face, his tender lips, his cute rounded butt – why should all that talent go to waste in situations where acting is necessary? Just as Greta Garbo had huge success without opening her mouth, Spencer will be thrust to true fame by at long last opening his without saying anything.
Version 3
Spencer Pratt; I kinda like you. The weird set to your semi-blue eyes, the unnaturalness of your britey-whitey teeth, your washboard abs, a washboard dirtied by body fat.Trust me; I’ll know how to show viewers the parts of Spencer Pratt they most want to see. And he has absolutely nothing to fear from his lack of acting talent, in fact, he’ll blend right in with my stable of gay studs.
There are so many things I value about Spencer Pratt. His incredible energy, his in-your-face enthusiasm for attention, attention and more attention, the ego towering over the baby doll face; I will know how to put all that to excellent use in gay porn.
In my porn, Spencer won’t have to trouble his precious little head over lines to be delivered. People will be able to dream through his face, and even through his backside. With Spencer’s imagination at play on his own face, we will put all his enthusiasm and energy into some real action, lighting a fire of excitement throughout the entire gay nation.
Posted by Michael at 12:19 AM | Comments (6)
December 21, 2007
Happy Holidays from Michael Lucas
Dear Friends,
I would like to wish you all a happy holiday season and a prosperous new year. It was a great year for Lucas Entertainment, kicking off with 14 GAYVN wins for "Michael Lucas' La Dolce Vita." I couldn't ask for better recognition for my work.
2008 marks my company's 10-year anniversary. It will be precisely 10 years, as I started Lucas Entertainment after living in New York for a year. The company has grown from a small one-man show out of my apartment in the West Village to the biggest gay adult entertainment company on the East Coast, with offices in the center of Manhattan and a great team of professionals who work hard to deliver my vision of male erotica.
I want to thank all of you who have supported me over the past 10 years, those who always believed in me.
I would also like to say a special thanks to New York, the city I love so much. It has made me feel so much at home.
Thank you to all the reviewers and members of the press who have supported my company with wonderful reviews, features, and gossip mentions.
To the hundreds of models who made it all possible.
To everyone who has worked for me over the years, even if at some point they moved on. You have all helped me bring it to the next level.
To everyone from around the world who buys my movies and to all the members of my website. I know you have many choices out there, especially in today's competitive adult world. So I am very grateful. Without you, none of this would be possible.
To everyone who reads my blog, articles, columns, and interviews. I'm thankful for those who share my opinions and for those who often disagree with me but still respect my opinion.
To my parents, my grandmother, my brother, and my boyfriend Richard. Thank you for your respect, support, and unconditional love. Thank you for always being there for me.
To all of you, best of health, prosperity, and love in 2008.
Love,
Michael Lucas
Posted by Michael at 12:15 PM | Comments (7)
December 20, 2007
MICHAEL LUCAS' GIGOLO: Ray Star, J. & Zack Randall
Last but not least, there's an incredibly hot scene in "Michael Lucas' Gigolo" between Lucas exclusives Ray Star and J. (making his industry comeback) and one of the most talked about guys of the year, Zack Randall. In their scene Ray plays a pimp who lures newcomer Zack into his circle with the help of J. The three fuck and suck in a bedroom with plenty of hardcore positions and cumshots.
Watersports fans will LOVE this scene as the Directors' Edition features the guys pissing all over each other outside!
• Full Production Stills Gallery
• Full Layout Gallery
• Full Watersports Gallery
• Full Ray Star Gallery
• Full J. Gallery
• Full Zack Randall Gallery
Watch the X-rated GIGOLO trailer here!
Watch the R-rated GIGOLO trailer here!
Watch the G-rated GIGOLO trailer here!
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December 19, 2007
MY LIFE IN PICTURES: Marc Jacobs holiday party & "Gigolo" release party
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December 07, 2007
MICHAEL LUCAS' GIGOLO: Michael Lucas & Jason Ridge
The opening scene of "Michael Lucas' Gigolo" (available NOW in our online store) is between myself (below left) and Jason Ridge (below right). Last time I did a scene with Jason we won Best Threesome at the GAYVNs earlier this year... I think our one-on-one scene together is equally as remarkable. Just check out some of the preview pics below...
• Full Production Stills Gallery
• Full Layout Gallery
• Full Michael Lucas Gallery
• Full Jason Ridge Gallery
Watch the X-rated GIGOLO trailer here!
Watch the R-rated GIGOLO trailer here!
Watch the G-rated GIGOLO trailer here!
Posted by Michael at 06:28 PM | Comments (0)
Cover of HX this week!
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December 04, 2007
INSIDE PRAGUE: Nicolas Santos, Ralf Angelo, Jonathan Maldini & Michael Lucas
My foursome in "Inside Prague" (available NOW in our online store) is one of the highlights.
Toned Nicolas Santos (below left), hottie Ralf Angelo (below right), cutie Jonathan Maldini (below right, under Ralf) and myself all suck and fuck each other until the jizz flies... into everyone's mouths!
Members can watch the scene now here!
• Full Production Stills Gallery
• Full Ralf Angelo & Nicolas Santos Layout Gallery
• Full Nicolas Santos Gallery
• Full Ralf Angelo Gallery
• Full Jonathan Maldini Gallery
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