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March 16, 2007

The 101st threat from the biggest clown in the industry

Most of you have probably never heard about David Forest, but this email is a so crazy that I thought you guys would have a kick out of it. I got it at around 7:30 this morning, which means it was sent at around 4:30 this morning his time. My favorite touch is that this was sent to me in green, as it is almost St. Patrick's Day! So I'm posting it that way here. Enjoy!

Michael—

For the first time, ever, I glanced at your "blog" ... and was particularly surprised that you continue to post libelous statements about ME on a public/free forum:

March 14, 2007
http://www.lucasblog.com/archives/2007/03/all_about_the_g.html
"I think that David Forest is an embarrassment to the adult community."

You sick your attorney on me because a "watermark" wasn't on one of your CHAD HUNT images on MY site (which was corrected within 10 minutes ... sorry for the blunder). YET ... you feel that you are ABOVE THE LAW ... and can continue to flagrantly post defaming/libelous comments about ME. As you think about how to "spin" yourself out of the SNUBBING from the Grabby's .. just remember: "What Goes Around/Comes Around." Your KARMA is so awful ... you might as well prepare for LOTS of "snubbing" in the coming months. You get what you give, Michael. Your SHIT DOES STINK .. and don't ever forget it.

EVERYTHING that you did (live blast to hundreds of GRABBY AWARDS spectators a few years ago, many mass emails, many postings on public sites, statements to many industry folks, etc.) has been injurious to ME, my reputation, my income, relations with the stars I handle, studios, nightclubs I book to, etc. You are going to PAY for what you've done... believe me.

I will be in Chicago this year (May 26) for the "Wall of Fame" honors that the Grabby's are bestowing on DAVID FOREST. I will be there to see how many of my 9 stars WIN Grabby's. They have garnered a whopping total of TWENTY-FOUR (24) nominations (one of Chad Hunt's is actually for a scene in one of YOUR movies that DID get to Gay Chicago for reviewing, Encounters: Flashpoint). Believe me ... if they had gotten your "la Dolce Vita" film ... it would have been considered for nominations. Fire Island Cruising got a nom because they had been sent that one (Heather did GOOD for you, actually ... but she must feel slighted ... I hear she may write a book about her Lucas days).

Truth is, dear, YOU reached your "apex" at the GAYVN'S. Savor the moment .. there won't be many more (giving flowers at the stage to Kathy Griffin was soooo perfect ... you are such a little "brown noser" if you think it might get you a nickel). When everyone began leaving the auditorium ... as you were about to accept the biggest award of the night ... I hope you realized, then, just how folks feel about PHONY guys in this industry. Guys who use a "b.f.'s" wealth to BUY into showbusiness. My foundation is in REAL showbusiness, Michael.

Michael .. you've tried to HURT ME, you've attempted to take stars, money, studios, reputation/business away from me. AND ... you've done it all in public. Maybe in Russia they allow that to happen. They do NOT in the U.S.

This is my formal AND my LAST DEMAND for you to CEASE and DESIST with your ILLEGAL actions against me. Tell me to my face what you think of me. DO NOT TELL IT TO ANYONE ELSE. It is NOT fact. It is your OWN opinion. AND ... when you post, state, mail, phone, comment things about another person ... that are NOT facts ... and are meant to be injurious to the person's fame, business, reputation, income, etc. ... you are breaking civil laws of this country.

This latest posting on you blog must be removed at once. You must apologize, in writing, on your blog, for what you stated. Failure to do so ... TODAY (March 16, 2007) will force me to go to all legal avenues to bring justice to this matter.

I am appearing, tonight, on Jason Sechrest's KSEXRadio.com weekly show, "The Young & The Curious." I arranged for CHAD HUNT to be on the show, also. Cute, hey? I hope I can tell everyone that you DID the right thing TODAY.

By the way ... let's NOT forget your lovely TV appearance on Rickie Lake ... yes, the show with BILLY BRANDT. You did your best to HURT HIM, also .. which, in turn ... came back to hurt me.

I've managed to survive all of the crap you've done ... but not without plenty of losses. NOW you are going to find out that, "what goes around/comes around."

Happy St. Patrick's Day,
DAVID FOREST

Posted by Michael at March 16, 2007 10:26 AM

Comments

I'm not an attorney, nor do I even know who David Forest is, but on your blog all you said about him was that he is "an embarassment to the adult community."

Ummm... David, last time I checked, that statement is someone's opinion about you. Someone's opinion cannot be considered "libelous."

If Michael Lucas made up a lie about you, that would be different, but all he did was state his opinion.

I mean really, think about it. I call Mariah Carey an embarassment all the time, but she can't sue me for it.

Posted by: Dave at March 17, 2007 01:30 PM

First I'd like to ask for a round of applause for City Council President Christine Quinn who went to the St. Patrick's Day parade in DUBLIN because the one in Manhattan won't let gays march under a rainbow banner.

I don't know a thing about the law. But isn't this guy writing in booger green missing the trees for the Forest? I mean, if I didn't have a tortuous interference case, I would no more go writing in booger green as if I did have a tortuous interference case than I would eat quivering pink wet pussy deep and then shag it!

Not only that, but when I want people to "cease and desist," I have my attorneys write them that letter, because I know if I wrote it myself, it wouldn't come off with the same literary flair. And it might give the impression that I didn't actually have competent attorneys, which could be even worse! Especially when you're bringing a tortuous interference case, with no evidence that the party you are accusing has engaged in tortuous interference. But as I say, I know less than nothing about the law.

So maybe Mr. Green Boogers Leprechaun instead of missing the trees for the Forest, is missing the Forest for the trees! Sure does seem like the bitch is barkin' up the wrong tree, at any rate. Could it be that she needs a dick? A good hard strong tireless fierce pounding dick?

Kisses, kisses, mwaaaaaaaaa!

Posted by: Tight Hole at March 18, 2007 12:47 AM

David sure does love his colors. Particularly the insanity that flies out of his delusional mouth. I am glad you posted this, Michael.

Posted by: Hi-Larioius at March 20, 2007 10:43 AM

David is an over the hil and a extremly fat ugly man, who can not stand that he will never in a million years come close to your success.

Posted by: ILLBFIRE at March 28, 2007 01:23 AM