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March 19, 2007
Go home with me tonight... really!
I've always been asked why I had my own company but not my own dildo. To be honest, there was never a specific answer other than I'd always been so busy making movies in my 12-year career, I just never got around to making a dildo. While I was in L.A. last year for the Gay Porn Expo, however, I finally decided to do it.
My exclusive Ben Andrews and I stopped by a large sex toy company and went through the exhausting process of making casts. The procedure is quite barbaric. You have to get hard and lay down on two desks with a space between them. A guy comes with a huge bucket of thick, white plaster, and you have to stick your cock inside this cold mess for about 5 minutes until the plaster solidifies.
Then comes the fun part. You see, since I refuse I shave my pubic hair, pulling all my junk out of the plaster was torture. And to top it all off, they make you to do this 5 times to make sure the cast is usable.
So after all that hard work (pun intended), I am now very excited to make this exquisite piece of art available for every good American home. Click here. (Ben's, by the way, will come out in the next month.) My dildo is absolutely perfect for anyone: men, women, Christians, Jews (it's 100 percent kosher), and even Muslims (but of course, they will have to check with the Holy Qur'an first).
Posted by Michael at March 19, 2007 03:56 PM
Comments
fucking amazing
Posted by: Donald in Toronto at March 19, 2007 08:25 PM
Ehm, Ben's replica next please?
Posted by: stef at March 20, 2007 06:32 AM
Lord!!! That's hysterical. Do you plan to mold any other body parts?
Ciao bello!!!
Posted by: jcroce1994 at March 20, 2007 12:43 PM
Thats cool after 12 yrs you do it talk about waiting...
Posted by: Trystian Sweet at March 20, 2007 02:02 PM
Acutally your cock is uncut so its technically not kosher...but its still fun to look at
Posted by: ALinLA at March 20, 2007 06:14 PM
Michael, you are cressy. I luv ur stupid penis that will fit well in my stupid hole. Bens penis i no excited much about. But yours makes my butthole swell up with joy. Can you make a mold out of your vagina next please? much love for your piehole.
Posted by: Bonerella at March 23, 2007 12:51 AM
I guess there really is a Santa Clause! I can't wait for christmas this year...LOL
Posted by: ILLBFIRE at March 28, 2007 01:26 AM
Uh, sounds nice...but just as much as you like to make out like Mr Jew, it isnt even 50% kosher...don't forget you are famous for your UNcut cock, not jewish CUT cock
Posted by: Lior at March 28, 2007 11:57 AM