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October 23, 2006

Greetings from Count Chocula

Hey everyone,

Today I opened New York Magazine and I thought I would have a heart attack right at the news stand! Do I really look like Frankenstein? If not then those geniuses at New York magazine did a great job getting me ready for Halloween. My dog who is posing with me looks a thousand times better than I do! (click here to see for yourself)

I know it's fucking amazing, especially for a porn star, to be featured in such a prestigious magazine as New York Magazine. So yes, of course I should be shitting in my pants with pride. But let me tell you, I can't help but be disappointed in how this turned out.

Since I didn't get a chance to choose which pictures ended up in the magazine, here are some new ones that were taken last week.

Enjoy :)

Love,
Michael

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Posted by Michael at October 23, 2006 05:53 PM

Comments

There's something about a boy wearing nothing but socks... or nothing but socks and shoes... makes me WET. :D

Posted by: MERBOY at October 23, 2006 08:11 PM

I personally think you look stunning! I have never seen a bad photo of you. In fact, I have often thought to myself that I wished I were more suited for porn just so that I could have a chance to work with you!

Posted by: Smokin at October 23, 2006 09:20 PM

Michael
You're FABULOUS,DELICIOUS, CHARMING, LOVELY, SEXY and HOT HOT HOT.... You know just how to make me weak in the knees.
WOW!!!! Wonderful.
Christine from Brazil.

Posted by: Christine at October 23, 2006 09:49 PM

It's just bad lighting in the New York Magazine photo. You in just socks, shoes and sock garters - some of the best photos ever!

Posted by: Clint at October 23, 2006 10:35 PM

Dear Michael:

That photo in New York Magazine wasn't merely selected from a group of pictures; it was manipulated to show you in a poor light.

The writer of the article has a depreciating, skeptical, cynical view of you, your products, and your success. I don't know him at all so can't comment on whether it is a case of sour grapes.

However, look towards the beginning of the piece where in talking about how you avoid sun to protect your skin he says that you have "a vampiric aversion to the sun to match his Count Chocula voice." That phrase is visually echoed in the vampiric quality of the photo.

I'd very much like to know if the writer would recommend to readers that they seek out sunlight, and then back up his recommendation with up-to-date scientific information about the role sunlight plays in causing melanomas. Every dermatologist I have ever heard speak on this subject has advised people to stay out of the sun, to use sunscreen and hats with visors for walking down the street, et cetera, et cetera. Yet this New York magazine writer had to call your aversion to sunlight "vampiric."

The writer gives himself away entirely in these phrases: "New York may be in the middle of a Hollywood moment, but when it comes to the X-rated-movie business, the city will never rival the Valley. We have few porn kings living among us, much to the chagrin of just about no one."

If, for an article about you, New York magazine could not find a writer without a holier-than-thou prejudice against adult entertainment, that says a lot more about them than it does about you. This is an instance of rank, unforgivable hypocrisy. Avenue Q has been playing for years, and has toured, with a song titled "The Internet is for Porn." There are umpteen studies by psychologists and psychiatrists in support of the idea that pornography can play a positive role in adults' lives. Erotic entertainment gay, straight and beyond is sold heavily throughout the city and at that, there are more NYC internet purchases of it than there are point-of-sale, store-based purchases. I for one refuse to believe that all those NYC consumers of erotic entertainment come from outside the ranks of New York magazine readers.

So how is it possible for New York magazine to run a portrait of you without acknowledging one positive aspect of the availability of erotic entertainment, the high quality of your films, or the satisfaction viewers have from seeing them?

A magazine profile of an entertainer with a following should not be a press release for the entertainer, yet neither should it be a snide, nasty attack on that entertainer from a writer with zero knowledge of what has made the entertainer popular among his followers.

I mean, I for example am not a particularly big fan of the rapper Snoop Doggy Dog but were I writing a piece on him for a publication that didn't generally feature his type, instead of seeking out his enemies for comments the way the New York magazine writer sought out Ethan Hawk, I would talk with people who enjoy your films and communicate their enthusiasms to my readers. It is actually possible to do that as regards erotic entertainment . . . without being at all inappropriate for a mainstream magazine . . . if a writer has the talent for doing so.

Another thing I'd like to know is why the writer quoted Ethan Hawk's slighting comments about Dangerous Liaisons but not a single enthusiastic review of your groundbreaking film. There's no evidence in what he wrote that he watched it. He says nothing about the keen interest and admiration it aroused among connoisseurs of gay erotic entertainment.

If the New York magazine writer had troubled himself to give a balanced, informative account of your career and activities in New York City, the magazine's readers would have been better served.

Posted by: Scott Rose at October 23, 2006 11:20 PM

Woah...not only was the lighting in that photo incredibly bad, but it looks like they had a 10 year old retouching it. Whoever retouched your face did a BAD BAD job of it. It literally looks like a bad painting than a good photo considering how heavy handed the retouching is.

Of the photos you posted, however, clearly the best one is the fourth one down. Awesome pose, great lighting...perfect.

Posted by: Kakaze at October 24, 2006 12:24 AM

Les photos sont très belles.

Excusez-moi mais i'don't speak english

You're the best actor

Kiss
Jeff

Posted by: JEFF at October 24, 2006 05:35 AM

well congrats Mr. Lucas. Interesting article. Love the picutes!

Posted by: David at October 24, 2006 01:08 PM

hi michael - bianca looks great in the photo and so do you. but you definitely look much better in person even in our bad hallway lighting. congrats on all the recent p.r.!

Posted by: your other neighbor at October 24, 2006 02:53 PM

WOW ...Micheal I just received the New York magazine today in the mail.....the photo looks nothing like you...and the article, " what did you do piss off Mr. Van Meter....Im absoultly sure you are a much nicer person than the article leads anyone to beleive....I guess even a writer for a national magazine...can slight someone who dosn't derserve it...all in the name of jealousy... Keep up the good work, your an awsome guy....

Posted by: fred at October 24, 2006 04:37 PM

very cool article!!! hot pix too :)

Posted by: Alexsander at October 24, 2006 05:46 PM

Don't let the fuckwads get you down.

When's the last time anybody with a life read a New York magazine feature article from beginning to end?

Every time I've tried I've gotten a headache and the feeling that I was being afflicted with the mental equivalent of constipation.

One of their main faults is that they want to project an ultra-hip image AND be the keepers of more traditional culture; I think it's the fucked up mess it is because they're basing their writing on what they wish they were, but aren't, and what they think their readers want most, but don't.

If a person can't find better writing in New York City they aren't looking very hard.

Posted by: Tight Hole at October 24, 2006 07:09 PM

On the contrary I feel that if anything the article will feed your ego. Though do not take that the wrong way. Clearly you are a flamboyant [not in the general gay sense] decadent, grand and elegant person so I actually think the article portrayed a very realistic picture of you. It is not negative, it is real. I must say you're quite fascinating. Therefore people are bound to misunderstand you.

There is one thing I have to disagree with though, nobody can top Fellini's masterpiece.

Posted by: Garcon Lucien at October 25, 2006 06:13 AM

New York Magazine - WOW! Great job Michael. Whether the article was positive or negative, how many Gay Porn Stars ever get profiled in New York Magazine. Keep having, stirring the pot and enjoying yourself.

Posted by: Chris at October 25, 2006 07:27 AM

Love your site!

Posted by: magnus at October 25, 2006 12:31 PM

The only reason I bought the magazine was for the article about you. And it was a fun, bitchy read. And I am sorry, but the Count Chocula-reference WAS funny - AND the fact that you used it as the title of this post speaks well of you, IMO.

I do agree though it was a disappointing picture of you. Obviously they could not post a fully nude shot of you, but very few men, whether in movies rated "XXX" or "G" look as good as you do in designer clothes, so they really missed a good opportunity to showcase some great shots.

LOL, I have to ask, what the hell did you do to piss off Owen Hawk? Now he came across as very petty and jealous.

Posted by: Richard at October 26, 2006 12:20 AM

I have to agree with you, the photo is not flattering. C'est la vie. We all know you look much handsomer than that.

Posted by: David at October 28, 2006 12:32 AM