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June 30, 2006
VOTING HAS ENDED!
Who needs American Idol when you can have Americas Biggest Cock?!
At noon today, the polls closed over at www.WhoseIsBigger.com. So. Who was bigger?
With over 3500 votes, the voice of the people has been heard.
Ben Andrews - 71.4%
Chad Hunt - 28.6%
And don't forget, you can order Encounters: Flash Point now, where you can see the hottest scene to hit DVDs yet!
Scene One: Photo Op.
Photographer Kent Larson can't take his eyes off sculpted model Wilson Vasquez during a fashion photoshoot. When Kent sprays Wilson's swimsuit with water to get it wet, he can't resist the urge to suck the giant, rock-hard, uncut cock bulging underneath. Wilson happily obliges and goes on to fuck Kent's hungry ass like there's no tomorrow.
Scene Two: Job Security
Ad executive Ray Star is a nightmare of a boss who fires graphic designer Danny B. just for using the wrong color. Danny punches Ray for being such a dick, but then he realizes how much he'd rather suck Ray's huge dick instead. The two suck each other off and Ray pounds Danny's hole until the juices fly.
Scene Three: 2nd Semester
Chad Leigh yearns for some relief after a long night of studying in his dorm room. He starts jacking off to dirty magazines when his roommate, hot Latin exchange student Henrique Santana, walks in on him. Henrique assures Chad that he doesn't mind, and whips out his own uncut member as proof. They go on to suck and fuck the night away.
Scene Four: Buddy Booth
In the most talked-about scene of the year, horny young stud Sal visits a porn shop buddy booth for a quick fix but ends up with a gagging mouthful of the two biggest dicks in the industry—Ben Andrews' and Chad Hunt's. After deep-throating both monster cocks through glory holes, the threesome squeeze into the booth for a lengthy suck-and-fuck fest that has Sal's tight hole squealing to a cum-gushing conclusion. Whose dick is bigger? You decide.
Posted by Michael at 05:16 PM | Comments (0)
June 29, 2006
Michael's Mailbox: Back from LA
Hey guys,
I was out of New York for several days and I missed home already! I performed in Denver and then went to LA for meetings and a fundraising event for the Gay Men's Chorus. The event was organized by the ex-mayor of Hollywood, John Duran, who was the most amazing mayor of all time. I hosted the event along with Chi Chi, who provided five sweet porn stars from her stable to spice it all up. There were a lot of great people—Bruce Vilanch among others. I adore the guy. He openly hangs out with pornstars, hosts porn events, and should be an example for everyone that if you have great talent, then you can do anything you want and it will not hurt your career.
I stayed in West Hollywood in the Mondrian Hotel. I think I am getting way too spoiled. They upgraded me into a huge suite, and I was very happy that they lit candles every night so that I could lay in my lonely bed all by myself. How romantic ;-) The rooms in this hotel are all white. If not for those candles, I would never find my bed.
I also went to see Jackie Beat, is one of few talented drag queens in California. I like drag queens who are quick, smart, edgy and fun. I don't care if they are beautiful or if they can lip sync. In 2006, it just doesn't do the trick for me. I care about their talent. I think Lady Bunny, Hedda Lettuce and Jackie Beat are all fantastic.
Quick tip- Avoid American Airlines by all means. I haven't seen such horrible treatment of passengers in my life. The aircraft reminded me of Russian planes from the 1970s, with dusty uncomfortable seats and dirty bathrooms. They did not serve food, but were selling gross salads and boxes of crackers and nasty cheese. The flight attendants looked like old drag queens covered with blotchy covergirl makeup. And it all ended with waiting for bags for one hour and never getting them. They promise to deliver them in 24 hours. I should be so lucky.
I came back and read all your comments on the Chad Hunt/Ben Andrews drama. The question whether a big dick is important or not was brought up more than anything else. Let me give you my 2 cents on that:
To have an 11 inch dick in real life, is not crucial :) But when it comes to porn, I have to admit, a big dick is a huge plus. Of course it doesn't hurt if it is attached to something pretty, which is not always the case. But I always keep in mind that a good half of my audience is made up of size queens :)
Posted by Michael at 10:06 AM | Comments (18)
June 22, 2006
Virgin Megastore event
Hey guys, just updated my pictures which you can see on my flickr page (click here).
Had a great, successful event yesterday at Virgin Megastore. We were the first gay porn company to have an event at one of their stores in New York City. We had an incredible turn-out, with not an empty seat. Hedda Lettuce hosted the event, DJ Randy Bettis spun, and we did a fun Q&A with our 11 guys. Virgin was ecstatic about sales... having sold hundreds of our films in the past few days. We know how to promote a gay event!
My guys looked fantastic on stage... Wilson Vasquez, Ben Andrews, J., Jack Bond, Jack MacCarthy, Corey Cade, Harold Pitt, Tony Ryder, and Lorenzo. The only person who left upset and pissed was Chad Hunt. A question from the audience was about who had the biggest dick. I said Ben Andrews. Chad starting yelling that his was the biggest in the world. I took the microphone and stated that Ben's is bigger, thicker, uncut, and 15 years younger. That caused Chad major frustration. Chad said I humiliated him by saying that. I guess that just for one minute I forgot that one's ego can be built entirely by the size of his penis. Touche. There is someone new who is young, beautiful, and has a bigger penis. Chad has been the biggest dick for a long time now, and he is still and will always be impressive. But you know, to follow Chad's logic, I should be incredibly pissed as well... I'm as old as dirt and my dick is much smaller than both of theirs, but I am totally cool with that. That's just mother nature, and there's nothing I can do about it.
I'm sorry, but I simply cannot hide the truth. Ben Andrews cannot hide it either. Especially when the truth is so big.
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Also, check out Hedda's blog. She talks about last night and some other funny stuff.
And about that post on Marc Jacobs and people's confusion about whether or not they are together. My answer is this: Apparently they are, as you can see!
Posted by Michael at 05:42 PM | Comments (9)
June 21, 2006
Another Night in NYC ...
I had fun last night with Hedda Lettuce, Marc Jacobs, Bradford Shellhammer and others- but I have no time to write about it at the moment! Lucky enough, Hedda did. So here is the link to Hedda's blog -> click here.
Ok- Update! I have time to write now :) About this pic:
For many years I was a big customer of the SoHo Marc Jacobs store. He is one of my absolute favorite designers, so imagine how thrilled I was to meet the designer and his hot boyfriend at the club Therapy on Tuesday night, when I was hosting an event there with my friend Hedda Lettuce.
Let me tell you- Marc is one of the friendliest and most down to earth celebrities I've ever met.
His boyfriend is a young, hot guy named Jason. It was great to see how much in love those two are! They literally couldn't take their eyes off each other.
Now I rarely read the gossip columns, unless they write about me! I caught the story about them on some blogs, and I was really annoyed to see people digging through their relationship with so much hate. Why the hell? It reminds me of things I am dealing with in my own relationship. My boyfriend is older than I am and he is an important man in the gay community. From the very beginning, press and even friends often give us a hard time. And you know, the most important thing is when people are happy together.
There is no reason to judge and try to analyse these relationships- why are they together? Because they have a great time with each other. Sure Jason is having the time of his life with a man who can give him the world, and Marc is having a great time with a guy who is young, sexy and fun to be with. It is that simple.
Posted by Michael at 06:03 PM | Comments (3)
Pride Week Special Edition: How my Porn is Helping to Promote Our Homosexual Agenda.
I, Michael Lucas, as the President of Lucas Entertainment, am happy to declare that with the help of the 60 porno films I produced, have successfully sabotaged 49% of American marriages, converted millions of our brave American soldiers to full out homosexuals, as well as totally gayifying hordes of boyscouts and Roman Catholic chorus boys.
I will not stop short from making certain that by the end of 2008, every one in this country will be able to marry anything they want: be it his favorite gerbil or his house plant. With the help of the millions of porn dollars made from the sales of my films, I will continue to penetrate our army with young and eager homo recruiters until the day when our troops will be able to not only bring democracy to Iraqi people, but also to convert the sick and boring Muslim people into living a fabulous gay erotic lifestyle. Abu Ghraib was only the beginning! You could see how happy those supressed Iraqi prisoners were to get a piece of hot man on man action in that supposed "Prison Scandal". And BRAVO! to that great bulldyke who was there to orchestrate it so well.
Posted by Michael at 03:06 PM | Comments (3)
June 16, 2006
Michael Lucas Gets His "Virgin"ity Back!
Lucas Entertainment announces an in-store signing and Q&A session with its exclusive models at Virgin Megastore in Union Square on Wednesday, June 21, 2006 at 7pm. The event will be hosted by drag legend Hedda Lettuce and DJed by Centaur Entertainment's Randy Bettis.
"I'm thrilled to celebrate Gay Pride week with an in-store at Virgin," said Michael Lucas, President and CEO of Lucas Entertainment. "We will be the first gay adult entertainment company to do so in New York. It is a breakthrough for the industry."
Lucas Entertainment favorites Wilson Vasquez, Chad Hunt, J., Ben Andrews, Jack MacCarthy, Corey Cade, Lorenzo, and Harold Pitt are the first models confirmed for the event. They will join Michael Lucas in signing purchased copies of their latest films, including "Auditions Volume 9: Chad Hunt," "Encounters: The Point of No Return," and GayVN's 2005 Best Picture winner, "Michael Lucas' Dangerous Liaisons."
The event coincides with the release of Lucas Entertainment's latest mainline title, "Barcelona Nights," which critics have hailed as "a smashing, sex-soaked visit to that beautiful Spanish city" (Mannet.com).
About Hedda Lettuce:
Hostess Hedda Lettuce is a six-time HX drag queen of the year award winner. She has performed at many cabaret venues including Caroline's on Broadway, Fez, East of Eighth, and the Chelsea Clearview Movie Theater, where she hosts the Clearview Classic Movie Night.
About DJ Randy Bettis:
New York based DJ/producer Randy Bettis has just released the third volume of his popular "Gay Days" dance compilation on Centaur Music. A resident DJ at Splash Bar in Manhattan, Randy has a guest residency at Pavilion/Blue Whale on Fire Island and is a regular feature of the annual Broadway Bares benefit for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS.
About Virgin Entertainment Group:
Virgin Entertainment Group is the world's leading multi-channel music and entertainment retailer, providing customers with a range of superior entertainment experiences through a family of integrated Virgin-branded businesses. The "category killer" Virgin Megastores and Virgin Megastore Online at www.virginmega.com are integral parts of a strategy to provide entertainment customers with what they want, how they want it, and when they want it. For more information, or to check out the location of the nearest Virgin retail, go to www.virginmegamagazine.com
Posted by Michael at 03:28 PM | Comments (5)
IMPORTANT- MARCH THIS SAT AGAINST FAG BASHING
I will be Marching this Saturday with Hedda Lettuce at this event:
March and Rally this Saturday
Raise Our Voices Against Anti-LGTB Hate
in Our City and in Our Neighborhoods
When: Saturday, June 17
Where: Gather at NE Corner of 14th Street and First Avenue at 2PM with Hedda Lettuce; march at 3PM to Christopher Park (Christopher & West 4th Streets)
Posted by Michael at 10:49 AM | Comments (0)
June 15, 2006
Thinking XXX DVD release party
Last night, HBO released the DVD of Thinking XXX, and there was a party at the Hotel on Rivington to celebrate. Thank you to Timothy Greenfield-Sanders for the great job he has done bringing mainstream exposure to porn actors. Also, thank you to Jono, who put together such a great party.
You can check out the rest of my photos on my new flickr page, click here.
There are also some good pictures of the event on Wire Image, click here.
Posted by Michael at 05:54 PM | Comments (5)
June 12, 2006
Kevin Aviance- a Good Reason to come out.
A homophobic group brutally attacked openly gay singer, Kevin Aviance, this weekend. Much was already said about this horrible but unfortunately very common tragedy. (Click here to read more) My point will perhaps be a little different. I think this story is not only a signal for officials to toughen their stance against hate crimes, but also it demonstrates why it is so important for celebrities of all kinds to come out of the closet. If they don't, we should really drag them out and expose them, even if that means embarrassment and the end of their careers. When lives of openly gay members of the community are at stake, then there should be no mercy towards these cowards.
All of those Anderson Coopers can make a a difference and stop the hate. Or at least they can try. This is their obligation as those who enjoy gay rights achievements and everything that comes with that along with getting it up the ass on a regular basis.
Those gay people who think that the privacy of public figures should be protected are just sick bastards.
Posted by Michael at 05:57 PM | Comments (18)
June 09, 2006
Last night in the city...
Later that night, I hit the town with Bradford, Conor, and Matt.
First we went to Design Within Reach’s newest Manhattan showroom in flatiron district. Twas cute obviously. Catered by Danny Meyer’s union square hospitality group. From there we went to CraftBar for dinner. Fab. Then we went to The Slipper Room. Hklina brought Trannyshack, the legendary SF drag club, to NYC. Juanita More performed as did Heklina, Sherry Vine, and Ana Matronic from Scissor Sisters. The Scissor Sisters and Alan Cumming and Cyndi Lauper were all there. Check out the pics:
Early in the evening I also checked out my friends Jeff Eason, Michael Alago and Joe Oppedisano's show at the Center on 13th Street. I didn't get any pictures from that part of the night, but you should check out their work here:
WilsonModels.com
Joe Oppedisano
Michael Alago
Posted by Michael at 03:00 PM | Comments (5)
June 08, 2006
Could you please?
I don't have many comments here, but if you see the pope, please fart in his face for me.
Posted by Michael at 04:31 PM | Comments (3)
June 06, 2006
Oh ... Those red shoes!
I got this hilarious image in my inbox last week:
Posted by Michael at 02:18 PM | Comments (8)
June 02, 2006
My Trip to Peru ...
So my trip to Peru was absolutely smashing. This country is stunning. Beautiful nature, fantastic museums and architecture, amazing food, and very sweet, friendly people. I especially recommend Cuzco and Machu Picchu. If you go to Cuzco, stay in Hotel Monasterio. It's not just in a gorgeous old Monastery. It's also the only oxygenated hotel, where they pump oxygen into the rooms non-stop. This is very important considering the high altitude.
My boyfriend and I had 9 unforgettable days together, but enough of my yapping- just check out the pictures below:
The view from my Cuzco Hotel room.
I was feeling a little adventurous.
I even got on the top of Huayna Picchu.
I kind of gave up and let my beard grow a bit ... no one knows me in Peru anyway.
I visited the Museum of the Inquisition. It was a great reminder of how the Catholic Church dealt with non-believers ...
This picture is a great example of Catholic tolerance.
Peru still has a little problem with fashion.
At the Museo Larco Herrera, you see a hermaphrodite. Isn't it great to have a vagina and a cock at the same time? The best from both worlds.
I actually ate those snails, nearly on a daily basis. I must tell you, they are delicious.
This is actually not a llama, it's an alpaca. I bought many alpaca sweaters for my whole family.
Here you can see a little animal abuse in the ruins of Machu Picchu.
A reminder for parents not to forget to send their little boys to church. This can be found everywhere in Peru.
Child and Animal Abuse.
More animal abuse.
To my horror, the national delicacy is guinea pig, which they call kyui. It's on any respectable restaurant menu, served with claws and head. Very freaky!
Love at first sight. I bought her for 10 dollars, and then smuggled her over the border. So much for American security. Her name is Esther, after Madonna. By the way, nothing can age a girl more than this name.
Please don't think that I got this pig because gerbils no longer satisfy me so I went for a bigger animal. I just love their eyes.
All of these museums I visited had all of these pictures of these crucifixes.
I think this is the gayest picture I have ever seen. A real Peruvian Incan knitting with a toothless smile.
No, this is not me. This is an old lady, and there are thousands just like this walking around the beautiful town of Cuzco. They are actually about 60 years old, but living in the sun, and having a tough life, they look a solid 100 years.
In the streets of Lima. Not really sure what to say.
Posted by Michael at 04:55 PM | Comments (9)