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June 22, 2006
Virgin Megastore event
Hey guys, just updated my pictures which you can see on my flickr page (click here).
Had a great, successful event yesterday at Virgin Megastore. We were the first gay porn company to have an event at one of their stores in New York City. We had an incredible turn-out, with not an empty seat. Hedda Lettuce hosted the event, DJ Randy Bettis spun, and we did a fun Q&A with our 11 guys. Virgin was ecstatic about sales... having sold hundreds of our films in the past few days. We know how to promote a gay event!
My guys looked fantastic on stage... Wilson Vasquez, Ben Andrews, J., Jack Bond, Jack MacCarthy, Corey Cade, Harold Pitt, Tony Ryder, and Lorenzo. The only person who left upset and pissed was Chad Hunt. A question from the audience was about who had the biggest dick. I said Ben Andrews. Chad starting yelling that his was the biggest in the world. I took the microphone and stated that Ben's is bigger, thicker, uncut, and 15 years younger. That caused Chad major frustration. Chad said I humiliated him by saying that. I guess that just for one minute I forgot that one's ego can be built entirely by the size of his penis. Touche. There is someone new who is young, beautiful, and has a bigger penis. Chad has been the biggest dick for a long time now, and he is still and will always be impressive. But you know, to follow Chad's logic, I should be incredibly pissed as well... I'm as old as dirt and my dick is much smaller than both of theirs, but I am totally cool with that. That's just mother nature, and there's nothing I can do about it.
I'm sorry, but I simply cannot hide the truth. Ben Andrews cannot hide it either. Especially when the truth is so big.
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Also, check out Hedda's blog. She talks about last night and some other funny stuff.
And about that post on Marc Jacobs and people's confusion about whether or not they are together. My answer is this: Apparently they are, as you can see!
Posted by Michael at June 22, 2006 05:42 PM
Comments
Don't say "my dick is much smaller than both of theirs", just say "it's not as large as theirs"!!
Glad you had a great time at Virgin ( I guess they change the name of the store after your all left the building! ).
HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL!
Posted by: Dale at June 22, 2006 06:54 PM
CHAD DONT BE SAD. TO MILLIONS OF US YOUNG MEN WHO HAVE WATCHED YOU, BOUGHT YOUR FILMS AND ADORED YOU FOR YOUR NAUGHTY SEXUAL ANTICS, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE MAN WE ALL ENVY TO BE WITH. I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT BEN ANDREWS, BUT HIS PENIS IS STILL STRANGE TO THE UNIVERSE. YOURS WILL ALWAYS BE UNIVERSAL AND A PIECE OF ART. COME OUT MORE TO SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA...ITS FUN OUT HERE AND THERE ARE MANY HOT MEN OUT HERE WHO WANT TO BEND OVER IN FRONT OF YOU!!!!!!! WAITING TO GIGGLE WITH YOU, I AM ALESSANDRO MATTOX.
Posted by: CHAINSAW at June 22, 2006 06:55 PM
Ben is so sexy wearing glasses, and Jack looks so elegant in his shirt, tie and jacket. Michael, you definitely have the hottest, sexiest men in the industry working for you!!
Posted by: Donald in Toronto at June 22, 2006 10:22 PM
I'm not sure how to take this. Because Chad told me penis size doesn't matter. But his actions say different. Now I'm self-conscious about my size again.
Posted by: Lars Borealis at June 23, 2006 12:23 AM
I'm sure Chad will get over it. I mean, come on, he is still HUGE.
Actually glad to hear that Marc and his boy are still together. I prefer happy couples to drama any day.
Posted by: David at June 23, 2006 12:04 PM
I've always heard "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."
So, I propose settling the Chad/Ben controversy by holding a grand "Fuck Off."
Get 1,000 of the biggest bottoms in New York City and have them tag teamed by Chad and Ben.
At the end, the bottoms will decide by vote who is the more satisfying fuck, Chad or Ben.
In the event of a tie, all the poor bottoms will have to get fucked by both again for a run-off vote.
May the man with the best penis win! And may the bottom with the loosest asshole afterwards be sent to the Virgin Islands for recycling.
Posted by: Scott Rose at June 23, 2006 05:36 PM
Whos the cute guy in the black glasses?
Posted by: mad scientist at June 24, 2006 06:23 AM
Guys now just cut it out. You all know I have the biggest penis. Now where the hell did I put it?
Posted by: Hedda Lettuce at June 24, 2006 03:35 PM
Please!! Ben Andrews may be bigger than Chad Hunt but I rather to play/fuck with Chad Hunt over Ben. I do not think I can maintain some kind of erection for a twink like Ben. He's too pretty for my taste. Barf.
15 years younger? Are you that vain, Michael? Did not know youth is very important in your porn industry. Jeez.
Give me Chad any day over these twinks. Barf.
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Posted by: Me is the Ridor at June 25, 2006 10:48 PM