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January 16, 2006
OUR LADY OF THE SCREAMING HYPOCRISY
The landscape is littered with exposed minority goons.
What is a minority goon?
A minority goon is somebody who internalizes the prejudice against a minority of which he is part.
Take, for example, the Reverend Doctor Lonnie Latham. This Reverend Doctor was a leader of the Southern Baptists in Oklahoma. Oh man, I love Southern Baptists. It was, after all, their former leader Bailey Smith who famously declared: "God almighty does not hear the prayers of a Jew." If the Holocaust didn't prove that, I don't know what would.
I digress. The Reverend Doctor Lonnie Latham, as grand poobah of those Oklahoma Southern Baptists, was a major force behind a certain crappy church policy. The policy had Southern Baptists "befriending" gay people in order to "convert" them to heterosexuality. You can think of it as "Brokeback Mountain" with a cross and Jesus at its summit, and a vigilante squad bursting into the tent to keep Ennis and Jack from falling in love.
Anyway, on Tuesday, January 3, 2006, The Reverend Doctor was entrapped by an undercover policeman in Oklahoma City. The charge: Offering To Engage In An Act Of Lewdness. Yes, yes, yes!!!! The Reverend Doctor, the minority goon with internalized homophobia, could not deny his instinct to suck a throbbing mandick.
The case is Totally Fucked Up. Undercover police don't have anything better to do than walk their beats, looking for those dangerous men who want to suck other men's erect penises? And for wanting to suck dick, The Reverend Doctor should face a penalty for up to one year in jail and a fine of $2,500? Since when does life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness not include acting out on sexual desire when the acting out hurts nobody?
More on this topic tomorrow, where I talk about the lovable Robert Novak ...
Posted by Michael at January 16, 2006 05:24 PM
Comments
While I agree that the police should have better things to do with their time, I also think this Church twat deserves everything that's coming to him for being such a vile hypocrite.
Posted by: naprem at January 17, 2006 08:59 AM
You are too twisted for daytime TV. God love ya.
Posted by: David at January 17, 2006 12:04 PM