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November 15, 2005
Macs are Gay
Yes it's true. Apple's long-standing gay conspiracy has been revealed. For years they have been hinting at it with their rainbow logo loud and proud, later by coming out with iMacs in rainbow colors. And now, Apple has created the iPod Video KNOWING full well that Lucas Entertainment would put gay porn on it. Finally, Apple computers and Macs have come out of the closet once and for all. And if that's not all, I'll say it twice in case you haven't read it in today's Washington Post article on the front of the Business section, how lovely : Gays are technologically advanced. Yes. Just like Space Ships and Electric Toothbrushes, gay people come with all kind of advanced options. Did you know that gay people come with wifi and bluetooth technology? Well they do. Apologies to the gay community for revealing our secrets.
Click here for the Washington Post article where it says:
"Last week, gay porn media company Lucas Entertainment Inc. announced that it would make trailers for its films available on the iPod. Founder Michael Lucas, who also acts in his company's films, said he sees the move as a key way to build awareness of his company's products in the gay community -- a community that especially prizes the iPod."I don't have one gay friend who would not have the new iPod," he said. "Gay people are much more technologically advanced.""
Click here to read more from Mac Daily News, including a fun message board with the following comments:
"See, I told you that only gay fags buy Apples. You MAC homos love man-splooge, toy computers that nobody uses and nobody makes games for and hairy man ass. STOP guzzling the man-pudding. STOP swallowing the hairy hot dog. STOP churning each others' butter. STOP buying MACS, the Fag computer of choice. Only the gays buy MACS and IPODS."
"Yee! I have to sell my 60G iPod Photo and buy a 60Gay iPod Video so that I can fit all the new films from Lucas Entertainment."
Posted by Michael at November 15, 2005 03:12 PM
Comments
While I do swallow the hairy hot dog, I don't own an iPod nor do I plan to anytime in the near future. Some of us homos are quite happy as luddites.
Posted by: David at November 15, 2005 05:45 PM
I'm not sure how gay Apple computers are. One look at Bill Gates, and you know there's never been a gay bone in his body. Nonetheless, I salute Michael; with his watersports scenes, he has made it possible to have two pees in an iPod.
As for this dork who wrote about pudding, butter, and hot dogs; those are all high-fat items which I know Michael would not touch with his 10" pole.
These momentus questions have their roots in ancient history; Eve gave Adam an Apple, and look what happened!
Posted by: Scott Rose at November 16, 2005 05:29 PM
The Apple logo was designed in 1976.
The rainbow pride flag didn't exist until 1978.
Enough said.
There is no evidence to suggest that Eve gave Adam and apple. The bible makes no reference to an apple being eaten - rather a 'forbidden fruit'.
Enough said.
Posted by: DTC at November 20, 2005 05:01 AM
the famous Apple Computer logo (a profile of a rainbow colored apple with a bite out of it) was in homage to Alan Turing, the generally acknowledged father of the computer and the developer of the “Turing Test,” which pioneered the field of artificial intelligence. The lecturer went on to explain that Turing had committed suicide at the age of 42 by taking a bite from an apple laced with cyanide.
Posted by: DTC (cont.) at November 20, 2005 05:17 AM