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September 23, 2005
What's a Crafty He-Whore Supposed to Do to Get a Little Respect?
I suppose it could have been worse. They could have called me an ex-whore or a commie cocksucker. So, I’ll just shrug this one off and bask in the warm glow of knowing that I upstaged Naomi Campbell and Beyonce in the media.
For those of you who haven’t read it, I’m referring to the recent fashion week article in the New York Post on Page Six, claiming that I, a quote-unquote crafty he-whore, hid under a makeup table backstage for three hours so [I] could sneak into Campbell’s runway fest.”
Alright, for starters, I’m not a fucking golden retriever. I don’t sit under tables. The truth is that I was running around like a madman, chatting with everyone, making connections, and taking photos for my blog. What can I say; I’m a businessman who knows how to party. So what’s the big deal?
That said, I’m still happy to have been mentioned on Page Six – bonus points for being mentioned first, above superstars like Naomi and Beyonce. However, I am reminded what it means to be a pornstar at times. Page Six certainly isn't going to report the truth, that I’m a sexy bitch. People really like me at least as much as they really like Sally Field. It’s no coincidence that I was sitting in the first row at all the big events last week.
I’ve been in the press a lot lately, from the New York Times to Queerty. And I'm cool with some bad press. I make porn films for crying out loud. So, a little sarcasm is fine. It’s not like I ever expect to read a serious article that says, “Michael Lucas, philanthropist and all-around good guy, made the stars in the sky twinkle a little brighter this evening when he graced us all with his insatiable charm and wit at a Tony Awards after-party.”
What’s really important to me is that my name is out there. Publicity drives this big, wet limo we call the adult film industry. I understand that some of these writers have wild imaginations, and I understand that they get their kicks from living vicariously through the ups and downs (and ins and outs) of burly lumberjacks like me. But, there’s no need to make shit up. However, if you must, try not to make me out to be such a douche bag. Tell your readers something cool. Tell them that Fergie begged me for a secret threesome with her and Tyson Beckford. I just don’t want people to think that I’m a tourist among the scene. If there's one thing I've got, it's that I'm a V.I.P., baby. And yes, there are members of your distinguished community that respect, and *gulp* even invite a porn star like myself to their engagements.
Oh, and one more thing. Always make sure you print my name correctly. It’s Michael Lucas. M-I-C
Posted by Michael at September 23, 2005 12:47 PM
Comments
It's no secret, that in recent times, the #1 seller on the NY Times Best Seller fiction list is the NY Times.
On another note, congrats on being the first porn star to be mentioned in the main stream media with out "found dead" after your name.
Lots of Love,
Mike
Posted by: Mike at September 23, 2005 12:49 PM
Talking about the queerty interview, I have to say say that you definitely have some good taste, but I think you'll find that Bertolucci is Italian, not American.
Posted by: Giuseppe at September 23, 2005 12:50 PM
What makes you so intriguing is the mystery of how much of this you actually believe. (And for once I mean that in a good way!)
Posted by: Rob at September 23, 2005 12:52 PM
I love seeing the name Michael Lucas out there so much these days. And I hope it gets out there even more. Michael is an American success story. I am not an American (so I won't be able to vote), but I hope one day Michael runs for political office of some kind. The world needs more men like Michael. Mr. Lucas definately has my respect and admiration.
Posted by: Donald in Toronto at September 23, 2005 12:53 PM
So, you like publicity - what else is new!?
Remember Swedish Tag Erikson?
He came from a "good" family, studied at Swedens most prestigious school, started an IT biz, with former Prime minister and Balkan negotiater Carl Bildt, sitting in the Board.
Then Tag decided to do porn ( The Hole, American Porn Idol...) and became newcomer of the year.
Now Tag works as a succsesful real estate broker in Manhattan. ( Some guys are so multi talented! Like yourself and not to forget, Gus Mattox)
Tag wrote a book of his encounters with the porn world.
" Bananflugornas Herre" eg. Lord of the banana flies.
Your in it!
You'r called Michelle Love, extremely succesful Russian, a little to much of a one-man show.
Lips, SPA treated complexion, back slick hair... its all there, together with your dangeously pointy cowboy boots.
I did not find the book very good, as the movies I might add. Prefer your magic touch.
Posted by: bigdixx at October 1, 2005 03:06 AM