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August 18, 2005

Gay-for-Pay

It’s a gay world out there. It is. Will and Grace is one of the highest rated shows TV, we now have a new 24-hour gay channel just waiting to cash in on all that disposable pink cash, governors are coming out of the closet, and Ellen has been given a second chance. We’ve come a long way.

But for some reason when it comes to porn, we’re still stuck in the 1980s. Still idolizing straight men who could care less about their gay audience, who would sell their souls for an extra couple of thousand dollars, who look like they’re doing their laundry rather than enjoying a good fuck.

Case in point: a documentary called “Pornucopia: Going Down in the Valley.” According to the movie, half of all men in the gay porn industry are straight. Half! Are we that pathetic that we still need to jerk off to these idiots?

In one of the more disturbing scenes in this HBO special (I swear I thought I was going to barf) one of the hetero models can’t get hard while shooting a scene with one of the most beautiful men in the biz, Jason Hawk. His girlfriend, a tired-looking woman with a beat up face, is forced to flash her saggy breasts at him to get him going again. Her ugly boyfriend takes one look at her flabby white body and presto! He rushes over to Hawk whose waiting on all four and shoves his disgusting little penis up his ass. Yeah, that’s hot.

My favorite little enigma: Mark Dalton (right), a man who’s reached mega-stardom in the gay adult industry despite the fact that he’s never even sucked one dick, or gotten a simple blowjob. All his “movies” are these boring solo jerk-off sessions. Fuck, I’ve seen sexier Tupperware parties. You call that a porn star?!?

It’s a good thing Mr. Dalton has a charming personality. Among his other educational extracurricular activities, this poor excuse for a human being enjoys tennis, movies and beating his girlfriend.

But that doesn’t seem to bother his fans one bit. The nastier he gets, the more his spineless fans buy his movies. In a recent post on gaypornblog.com about his up coming parole, these pathetic comments:

“MARK DALTON IS THE GREATEST GAY PORN STAR EVER!”

And: “He can be my prison cellmate anytime he likes. but he really should lay off the steroids, they're gonna shrivel his cock.”

To whoever wrote that last piece of poetry, I think you should lay off crystal, it’s obviously shriveled your brain.

What’s happened to the gay community that we support suck skank? When did we lose our spine? Thank God for starch or there’d be nothing to hold us up. What the fuck? Since when did beating defenseless women become sexy?

We have enough beautiful, sexy gay men to fill our adult movies. Stop supporting white trash that can’t tell the difference between a woman and punching bag. It’s sick, pathetic, just outright nasty.

Love

Michael

Posted by Michael at August 18, 2005 04:27 PM