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August 16, 2005
Today's menu at Ashcombe - Chicken Cordon Bleu...
I simply must raise my voice for some poor souls who have found themselves fated for a possibly desolate future. We all know that Madonna has been feeding poor little chickens from her recent pictures in Vogue. Well now they are facing a possibly tragic, slow, and ugly death like that of the vegetable girl Terry Schiavo. Madonna has been getting up every day to feed those delicious birds and I just need to know- as the good natured soul I am- who is going to feed them now, since her little accident? You understand why I worry as the kind natured people you all are.
Posted by Michael at August 16, 2005 04:30 PM
Comments
I smell chicken soup...the Jewish cure all (it is "Jewish Kabbalah", right?)
Posted by: belnderella at August 16, 2005 06:15 PM
Ok, I am still laughing my ass off right now. For all the uptight queens who don't find the humor in this one need a serious adjustment. I'll admit, I'm a "Madge" fan, and yes, it's sad that it happened, but a warped sense of humor makes this "news" so richer than it already is. Keep'em coming.
Posted by: Eric at August 16, 2005 06:59 PM
Ooooh but that is such a maliciously evil post. That's why I love your blog.
Posted by: Richard at August 17, 2005 12:14 AM
spent all day yesterday kinda depressed cause i just turned 37 and nobody called to wish me well...and just when i thought that none of my friends remembered or cared, madonnas "breaking news" gets aired and my phone started to ring around 8pm like crazy (after the hint!) guess its nice to at least share a birthday w/ madonna..! getting a lot of calls today too, but i am still waiting for one "xtra-special" one from brazil...
Posted by: clark at August 17, 2005 11:05 AM
Poor chickens! LOL
Posted by: Marcus at August 17, 2005 11:55 AM
Naughty Lucas...
sorry if that sounds porn-ish.
Posted by: Nik at August 17, 2005 02:56 PM
Michael...you and your blogs are the fucking BEST!!!
Posted by: Donald in Toronto at August 17, 2005 06:04 PM