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August 05, 2005
Chi-Chi’s Angels

Speaking of tacky - have you seen these pictures of Chi-Chi’s new “movie” called “Heaven to Hell?” “A Hell Load of Crap” is what it should have been called. Models painted with obnoxious makeup and horns. Horns? Wings made out feathers and cardboard, I’ve seen high school productions with better costumes.
Chi-Chi darling, I know you’re from Minnesota, so I don’t expect too much, but after all you have been living in L.A what now? At least 60-70 years?
Here’s a little advice my dear, stop wearing all that makeup, it’s seeping into your brain. And speaking of makeup, your stars should be worried about fucking, not whether their MAC is running all over their dicks every time their body heat rises.
Enough. Poor Chi-Chi, still trying at her age. You’re my idol darling, don’t stop. I hope I am as active as you are at your age. Oh, and call me I have that box of Depends you left at my house.
Love
Michael
Posted by Michael at August 5, 2005 06:09 PM
Comments
Is this some kind of reverse psychology advertising? That link shows Matt Rush getting it! :-)
Posted by: rrgg@none.com at August 5, 2005 08:45 PM
omg, that's fucking hilarious. I thought she had put up her wigs and waited for the next Social Security check to come in religiously.
On a side note, I love your movies and definitely kept my eye on you even back when you did Falcon flicks (and still own some).
Posted by: that matt guy at August 5, 2005 11:22 PM
I just found that to be very amusing. This is my first time on this. But that was very funny, one of my best friends was looking into that film, and to see it being bashed like that was awesome. Why doen't anyone think out of the box? The whole angel meets devil, Farm boy meets trick... is over. We need something different like a "sci-fi" porn. Nothing like "Stargate" or "Star trek"( God forbid!), but something new, with energy, action, dialogue, and realism with hot, steamy, and just sexuality and sensuality. That was porn has been sterotyped as, sex. Can we get something new, and not so "plastic," because it's just getting mono-toned, way too fast.
Posted by: Marc at August 6, 2005 12:12 AM
Michael, between the guys on Fire Island, your dinner companions, Chi-Chi Larue, Jai Rodriguez and now Owen Hawk it is just not healthy to have so many people angry at you within the same week! Even when you are right (as with Chi-Chi's make-up and Jai's uber-gay pose) it has to hurt.
Take in a Broadway show (The Light In The Piazza is great), go see that awesome March of The Penguins movie, or just ask Kent Larson to come over but relax!
Posted by: Richard at August 6, 2005 01:30 AM
Hey Michael, love your blog. Hey, be nice to us Minnesota boys. I would love to have you keep me warm some night! :) I agree with you on the costume front, but Brad Patton could wear anything he wants in my opinion - he is so damn hot! My ass quivers with him around!
Posted by: bob at August 6, 2005 02:15 AM
Michael: I've been reading your blog for weeks, and although I don't always agree with your opinions, I always find your views entertaining and provocative. I am glad that you're getting back to the subject of porn after recent musings on international politics and community issues. I was hoping you weren't being too caught up in other affairs to get in a good porn viewing or two.
But, Michael, you mustn't hold back when doing reviews,.. how did you REALLY feel about "Heaven to Hell"? lol
You really don't live for a quiet life, do you? Something tells me that your next public meeting with Chi Chi will make the "bumpy night" cocktail party in "ALL ABOUT EVE" look like a 60's Love-In by comparison. Ahh, well, opinions are like assholes; we all have one.....
Some words of advice from a fan currently living "the Middle Ages" of the 40's: Watch out for the Karmic Return on those digs related to age. It's very easy to blithely throw about the "Depends" jokes when you're early on in life's journey. But seeing as I haven't heard that ANYONE is exempt from aging, those comments could come back to sting you in the butt a few years from now when some new, young, & talented Pornmiester slings them at YOU. Watch your back; you could be being called "MATURE" (or worse) sooner than you might think.
Keep fascinating us with your mind, it's as stimulating as the rest of you.
Peace & Pleasure!
D. J.
Posted by: DJPerezMA at August 6, 2005 04:03 AM
Michael , they do look a little funny..but you have to admit, Matt Rush cold never look bad....
Posted by: Fred at August 6, 2005 07:20 AM
MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Posted by: Brian at August 6, 2005 07:21 AM
"Heaven To Hell" does look like it would be a piece of crap. The only reason I would see the video is because of Colby Taylor, who is probably one of the Top 5 Greatest Falcon Exclusives ever! The Fall of the House of Falcon is complete now that it is being run by straight executives.
Posted by: Marc at August 6, 2005 01:47 PM
I think that movie looks hot. I want to see Roman Heart get plowed. Why don't you put him in one of your movies?
Posted by: Knee Socks Girl at August 6, 2005 03:59 PM
i hate themed porn. shut up and fuck.
Posted by: the Yankee at August 6, 2005 10:00 PM
Kudos Michael - Falcon gives Ms LaRue free reign on this movie and spends over 6 figures to produce this "all EXCULSIVE's" movie.
Meanwhile you can't get past all the fucking make-up & costume-props to enjoy even a decent jo.
If I want to see that much make-up and wings I'll watch the freakin Wizard of Oz. What a great movie it could have been with that all star line-up in a striped out basement.
Posted by: Steve at August 6, 2005 10:59 PM
Totally agree. Besides, don't you think the Devil should be a total top?? ;-)
Posted by: Leaflounger at August 7, 2005 12:28 PM
U Know, it's funny I rented this movie this weekend. Mostly because I read an article with Matt Rush who said he bottoms again. I usually hate Falcon videos, they are so sterile, clinical and boring. It's not sexy at all, its like watching somebody fuck a maniquin with make-up. I didn't like this movie that much, it was sterile and boring. The best part was the second CD with some behind the scenes stuff, like 2 hrs worth of stuff. That was more interesting than the damn movie! Nice blog.
Ps- It's true Jai's cover looked silly, but you just had a blog about inclusion and so I don't know what that riff was about.
Posted by: Ruben at August 8, 2005 07:24 AM
All I can say to that is ... Dean Monroe as the Devil had me wanting to slip on a banana peel so I can get to Hell faster!
Posted by: Chad Hunt at August 8, 2005 07:09 PM
I've recently seen this video and it is indeed very hot, especially Dean Monroe. The demon and angel stuff is a bit over the top, but it does seem to work quite well. I think Chi Chi's got a real winner here!
Posted by: Gordon P. at August 10, 2005 04:26 PM
