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June 30, 2005
Come On Guys, You Can Do Better....
Every time I look at the comments I hope to find some criticism that’s really funny and smart that I could sink my teeth into. One interesting soul who could take a nice and eloquent jab at me. Someone who could not only disagree with me but make it interesting. I mean think about it, I’m the easiest target you could imagine. Problem is all the criticism against me lack one thing - talent.
So I decided to do it myself. Here goes:
Hey Michael,
Who do u think you are? You bitchy-ass queen, who farts in your lovers faces, need not lecture the rest of us on what smells disgusting; that is, of course, unless your own intestines smell like roses. For the sake of your actors, I hope you put some Eternity for men in your douchebag.
You urinate in men’s mouths, and then use yours to lecture us -- the fawning followers of your freakiness -- on not wearing cologne? Give me a break!
Your Jew-boy-Russian-pansy-pornographer moral judgments are what stink. If you didn't have a 10-inch cock, it would probably be YOU behind the wheel of a stuffy NYC taxi, trying to earn an honest living driving pretentious xenophobic shitheads all day. If there is a God, this should be your punishment: an eternal cab ride through Purgatory with passengers who eat, and then dispense curry scented farts into a windowless taxi.
Michael, I've decided the only way I'll buy another one of your tacky, talentless films is if you get either an Arab or a Frenchman to shit all over your stupid pouty cock-sucking lips. That I'd pay to see.
Cuz Michael, you're nothing but a dirty whore, unfit for any asshole.
Posted by Michael at June 30, 2005 03:11 PM
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Comments
OMG i love it! Figures that your the only one who can really give it to yourself, You dirty whore!
LMAO
Posted by: Tass at June 30, 2005 08:57 PM
Michael you are a porn star. So the reality is you can pretty much say anything you want, and we will agree with you and fawn all over you. Plus you built your own friggin' business and you even like classical music. Consequently most of us (well me at least) cannot decide whether we would rather have sex with you, (preferably for free) or a long dinner at BLT Steak, because you seem more witty and opinionated than most people I know. So who would want to seriously piss you off by being bitchy?
Posted by: Richard at July 1, 2005 01:09 AM
At an AVN award at the Rage,LA, you met a Swedish television crew. Filip and Fredrik from The High Chapall Show, remember?
It turned out to be a very good program... but,
I thought who is that Russian queen! A Russian queen with a Hispanic accent! Helloooooo!
Later in the show the guys flew up to SF and met with Tim Valenti in the city's (worlds?)biggest vault with gay porn film, from the 50's 'til today.
Being asked what film to save in case of fire, Tim replied: " the entire Michael Lucas Collection".
Go ahead, suck on that, baby!
Furthermore, wieving a lot of box covers, they came up with FI 4. They all agreed you had a big cock, big and pretty!
Tim's word: "Thats what ML is known for, a pretty face and a pretty dick. Look at this big cock, he's name is Chad Hunt and it's big but I would'nt call it beautiful."
Can you suck it in , baby?
I was trying to come with some critic, even if you are a Russian queen, you're my favorite Russian Queen.
But rest asure, I will keep my eyes on you. (especially if Audition 4, doesen't meet my standards when I'll buy it)
Meanwhile, go kick some ass!
Ps. If its up to me, I'll go for Chads, anytime!
Posted by: Bigdixx at July 1, 2005 11:51 AM
I just checked out your "blog " today. It is pretty funny and interesting in that I can relate the postings to a real, live person. Why are you begging Tom Cruise for a lawsuit? LOL!
And to have the blogger begging for criticism! Wow! I need to read more so I can take out my frustrations on you instead of people that I know!
One thing I would like to say is that I have seen you in videos, and although your cock is big and yummy- I really don't think it looks like a real 10-incher. I'd be happy to measure it myself to dismiss my challenge. :P
Posted by: Antonio at July 1, 2005 09:26 PM
Really you big queen, you really do say whats on my mind. so why would I disagree with you? You have a position of being in the public eye, and have the ability to make people think about what you write. A little ole girl like me cant make much difference on a national (dare I say global) scale liek you can. I can effect my community, but the whole country? I say to you: keep saying what needs to be said, and the rest of us will do what we can do in our own way.
Posted by: Peter at July 2, 2005 03:00 PM
I bet when that guy called you a 'dirty whore' he thought he was insulting you. I'd take it as a compliment...
I'd say "fuck 'em," but you either have or are going to (again, it's a compliment...)
Posted by: Chris at July 2, 2005 07:16 PM
I do not know why some people spend their time insulting Michael. I do not know Michael but all I can say is that he is the sexiest porn star. Self confidence can be confused with arrogance. As far as I know Michael had worked hard to save money and have his own company. He deserves a little more respect.
By the way Michael when are you coming to Europe? it would be great to see you and congratulate for your great job.
Posted by: Cute at July 7, 2005 04:43 PM
I LOVE your Blog! I have a comment or two: a) Why does these gays think they have the right to call you a Queen?! Have they ever seen ANY of your movies? But then Thats what we live in if you are gay, you are a Queen? i dont think so! b.) Your blog is all about your opinion, and to wich I agree to 98%. But I dont Bitch about the other2%, Surely in this country that is what the freedom is! and these "Queens" (oops did that myself!) Think they have the right to shout you down???
Keep up the Good Work!!
YOU ARE GREAT!
PAUL
Posted by: Paul at July 15, 2005 12:07 PM
