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May 27, 2005
Michael Lucas Uncensored: Porn Nation Under God
Rosie O’Donnell said it best. When hosting the Grammy Awards back in 2000, she came out after one of the commercial breaks and said, “I bumped into God backstage and he said, ‘You’re Welcome.’”
Rosie was making fun of all the celebrities who had thanked God for their award. If you’ve ever watched the Academy of Country Music Awards (then again why would you?) you’d think God himself produced the show.
Even the Oscars are starting to look a lot like the PTL Club these days. It seems every actor begins his or her speech with a little note for the lord above.
This God-forsaken trend is not limited to the mainstream media. At the last GayVNs, the gay adult industry’s most prestigious award show, I heard the word “God” so many times I thought I had accidentally stumbled into a church.
It seems God does work in mysterious ways. Think about it… God-fearing porn stars? Seriously, thanking God for getting fucked up the ass?
I want to know how God figures into Briana Banks’ silicone implants? Or Bridgette Kerkove’s ability to do double anal? Gives a whole new meaning to words, “God-given talent” doesn’t it?
I just watched an HBO special on porn the other day and Jenna Jameson was telling the interviewer how deeply spiritual she is. She had Jesus on every wall, a neat cross hanging from her neck, and religion on her sleeve. If I didn’t know better I’d think she was working for the American Family Association.
What is happening to the porn industry? Since when do we need God’s approval to make a living? I thought God was on the side of the Christian right. Did I miss anything or are they not still hoping we all end up in hell?
It’s getting so out of control, I’ve even heard some say it was their “calling.”
“Hello?”
“Michael, it’s God.”
“Who?”
“It’s me, The Almighty.”
“Oh my God”
“Yep, that’s me. Listen, I’m calling because I need you to do me a favor…”
“Of Course, anything...”
“I need you to become a porn star.”
“Why?”
“Well, because the world needs someone like you to inspire them, show them how it’s really done.”
“Thank you my Lord.”
“Oh, and one more thing. When you win your first ‘best ass-fucking award’ be sure to thank me.”I personally don’t believe in God. In my world, when you die, the lights simply go out. No Heaven, no Hell, no angels. But I’ll tell you this, if I did believe in a superpower, I would be sure to keep them out of my porn flicks. It’s just tacky for God’s sake!
Love,
Michael
Posted by Michael at May 27, 2005 02:20 PM
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Comments
Again you are right Michael. This GOD crap really gets on my nerves. When will people realise that God is just another nasty drug, and over there it's starting to look like an epidemic, even worse than Cryistal! Its about time people stop kidding themselves with this silly stuff. It's just nothing less than embarrasing to see a "supposedly" intelligent person going weak at the knees and thanking God whilst recieving an award for work he has accomplished, or any such thing for that matter. But then again, as I said God is just like any other cheap drug, it makes even the strongest, and seemingly brightest, intelligent minds go totally stupid. Its both tragic and comic. I dont beleive in God, and I do not apologize for that, I consider myself privileged to have my belief, which is based on what I know and feel deep inside. I think having to take so much God shoved in my face entitles me to doubt that I should MUST respect something I find to be so profoundly tasteless. So could the God brigade do therir thanking in private, which is where that kind of stuff belongs anyway. Stop making a cheap show of how pious you are and please, stop boring us to death with so much nonsense.
Posted by: manu at May 27, 2005 05:16 PM
lol oh my. This coming from someone who compared himself to Jesus christ! I love it!
xoxo Tass
Posted by: Tass at May 27, 2005 06:01 PM
you are so dead-on with the God stuff. Nowadays you can't have a political candidate who doesnt meantion his "faith".
Nothing against God, but come on already! Thank you for having the balls to point this out. The same Jesus Crispies that need to hear God mentioned every five minutes are the same retards trying to turn this country into a theocracy. Well-meaning porn stars and, gasp, gay folks would be the first to be eliminated if these people had their way.
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Posted by: Dexx Jones at May 28, 2005 12:22 AM
God or no God, thank "God" for Michael Lucas. He skips the bullshit and tells it like it is.
Keep up the great work Michael!!
Posted by: Donald at May 31, 2005 06:21 PM
i respect any man who doesnt believe i god or understand anyone that does. but its hypocritical to downplay someone elses religion because u disagree. i happen to believe in god and dont apologize for it. it may be a cheap drug to u, then its a good thing ur no 0n it isnt it. as for me, i'm as high as u can get. believing in god doesnt make stupid or naiive. i have my views annd u have urs. i will agree that thanking god for giving u the strength to take a dick is rediculous and tacky. but dont judge others for belieiving in god just because u dont.
Posted by: sparky at June 1, 2005 02:15 PM
I dont judge them for BELIEVING, I critisize them for boring us non believers to death with THEIR beliefs. There is nothing "hypocritical" about my comment, well not as I understand the word to mean anyway!
I dont have to respect anything I think to be "stupid", and if thats what I belive it to be, then that is my beleif, and just as worthy of respect as well. Unless you belive that as far a talking about God goes one must modify the true expression of his meaning, and say something else or more "befitting" as mother would say... Now that would be hypoctitical! I didn't do that as far as I can read. I said exactely what I think and feel using the precise words and what the are menat to imply, and also explaind why. I an tha one that should be hinting at offence by so much God shoved in my face.
Posted by: manu at June 2, 2005 05:03 PM
I'm believer and I respect any person because is a human being. I'm agree with Michael's opinions, because he criticizes people (in this case porn actors) who use God (or the word "god") for obtaining profits or being "in fashion", saying empty phrases, with no sense.
Posted by: Daniel at June 4, 2005 02:17 PM
Now all this time I always thought I was God. Everytime I fuck someone "Oh God" is usually the first thing out of their mouths so it's entirely feesable for other porn stars to be thanking me for their talents. Now everyone say three hail Chad's, sit on my dildo, and jerk off while watching one of my multi-talented scenes.
Posted by: Chad Hunt at June 16, 2005 03:01 AM
I have to agree with you Michael... I believe that there is a higher power.. but whether that power is the "God" of the Bible, I'm not so sure. I am Catholic so I have to respect that there is a creation force... but hell, why would a porn star be thanking God? The whole "Thank God" thing during awards shows has gotten WAY out of hand... it used to be something you'd just see black singers do on the Grammys.. but now EVERYBODY is doing it. I don't think there's anything wrong with thanking God for your gifts that you've been blessed with... but at the same time, I think that kind of stuff should be reserved for when you go to church or when you're in quiet contemplation at home.. not during an awards show.. it's extremely tacky, especially at a porn awards show.. yikes =) Next thing you know.. some smart ass will be making a porn about sex in heaven.. and won't the AFA have a field day with that one!!
Posted by: Jonah at June 29, 2005 03:56 AM
Great from of symbolism. Its pure genus. God or no god, you approach on voicing your opinion is great. That’s for keeping it really, and skipping the bullshit. But if good look like you I would be your infinite servant. Muah doll…!!
Posted by: Jonathan Gonzalez at July 4, 2006 02:42 PM

Rosie O’Donnell said it best. When hosting the Grammy Awards back in 2000, she came out after one of the commercial breaks and said, “I bumped into God backstage and he said, ‘You’re Welcome.’”